(My dad and I were having a post-Thanksgiving dinner farting contest. It was getting progressively worse and worse and thus funnier and funnier until he pauses and makes a weird face.)
Me: What's wrong, Dad?
Dad: ... I don't trust this one.
Me: ... Trust what, the fart?
Dad: Aye. I think it might be a shart in disguise.
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