Aunt: I turn around and my sister has her hand down her shirt, my neice is holding a ghost and my husband is singing "Sixteen Candles" while jamming a Power Ranger into a chocolate cake. Where's my drink?
While you're at it, protect this site from your baby as well.
Me: *putting on chapstick*
Dad: Is that stuff good for chapped lips? I wonder if that'd work for my asshole... maybe I should get some.
I'm having a bit of a hard time figuring out exactly what that machine is, FAILers, but at the very least we must know that it's way more important than a defenseless baby. Video slots, poker, Street Fighter II, whatever, clearly they comes first.
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