Big Money, Big Money, No Babies, No Babies, Wait...

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casino,distracted,mom,Parenting Fail,slot machine,store,wait what
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I'm having a bit of a hard time figuring out exactly what that machine is, FAILers, but at the very least we must know that it's way more important than a defenseless baby. Video slots, poker, Street Fighter II, whatever, clearly they comes first.

So... Kissing Buddies?

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Mum: Are you a lesbian? That would be gross. Me: Didnt you tell me you dated a lesbian for six months? Mum: Yes, but we never went beyond kissing. She wanted to stay virgin until married.
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To Each Their Own, and to Each Their Fancy Feast

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cat food,class,concern,different,e-mail,food,Parenting Fail,snack,teacher,wait what
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Amazing Photography of the Twin Peeks

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dat ass,inappropriate,kid,mirror pic,Parenting Fail,self pic,wait what
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Ash's Dad Has the Starchiest Answers

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(A while ago, when I was a young child.) Me: What's plastic surgery? Dad: It's when they take out your lungs and dip them in corn syrup.
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BFFs For Your Rifle-Association-Loving Child

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gun,huge,kid,naughty or nice,NRA,Parenting Fail,posing,rifle,wait what
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Just a Monkey and a Phone, No Big Deal

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apple store,costume,gadget,iphone,monkey,naughty or nice,Parenting Fail,technology,wait what
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