So... Kissing Buddies?

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Mum: Are you a lesbian? That would be gross. Me: Didnt you tell me you dated a lesbian for six months? Mum: Yes, but we never went beyond kissing. She wanted to stay virgin until married.
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She Will Share This Talent With No One

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fist,gag reflex,mother of god,parenting,Parenting Fail,rage comic,skill,talent,wait what
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Some Beard-y Guy, Whatever.

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My Mum (after being told that her new Noah's ark ring was religious): When you think of Noah's ark, do you think of animals? Or do you think of Moses... Or whoever it was that built it?
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To Each Their Own, and to Each Their Fancy Feast

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cat food,class,concern,different,e-mail,food,Parenting Fail,snack,teacher,wait what
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Still Safer Than Playing on a Rusty Swing Set

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exercise,gymnastics,naughty or nice,Parenting Fail,pole dance,stripper pole,wait what
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Not Much Different From Raising a Human Family, Naturally

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Awkward,creepy,family photo,family portrait,monkey,Parenting Fail,pets,wait what
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Don't Worry, Most Legal Adults Can't Turn Over a Chainsaw on the First Try

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chain saw,dangerous,naughty or nice,Parenting Fail,power tools,toddler,wait what
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