(Talking to my ten-year-old cousin about Pokemon while celebrating my uncle returning from Iraq.)
Me: Bulbasaur was my favorite starter.
Cousin: What's a bulbasaur?
Uncle: Good work son, the only proper starter is a Charmander.
Cousin: What's a charmander?
Uncle: (Turns to my aunt) What in God's name have you done to my child?!
Whatever man, if that baby could circle-strafe while doing a rocket jump and managing his Z-Axis space this wouldn't be an issue.
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