Please Let This Be Satire. Please.

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Please Let This Be Satire. Please.
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See, at first I thought this was a tazer marketed towards children to use in self-defense, which seemed like a fairly irresponsible thing to do considering they've been known to give the elderly and weak of heart permanent damage - or kill them.

But using a tazer on rowdy children? There's a market for that, I'm sure.

Our Kids Won't Be Able to Play With This, Sadly

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Our Kids Won't Be Able to Play With This, Sadly
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This toy here is unfortunately unavailable for purchase, though I guess it's still possible in our dreams. How else will we teach our young women the importance of zombie preparedness?

On the flip side, this IS available for purchase at your local knock-off toy chain!