Don't Think About That Too Hard, You'll Get an Aneurysm

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gross,lady bits,memories,mother,nostalgia,oh god why,Parenting Fail,rage comic,regret,toy
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Please Let This Be Satire. Please.

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g rated,Hall of Fame,naughty or nice,parenting,Parenting Fail,please be trolling,satire,tazer-self-defense,toy,wait what,weapons
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See, at first I thought this was a tazer marketed towards children to use in self-defense, which seemed like a fairly irresponsible thing to do considering they've been known to give the elderly and weak of heart permanent damage - or kill them.

But using a tazer on rowdy children? There's a market for that, I'm sure.

You Have to Start Early to Make it In This Career

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career,dreams,fast food,food,job,McDonald's,naughty or nice,Parenting Fail,toy
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Our Kids Won't Be Able to Play With This, Sadly

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apocalypse,Barbie,doll,fake,Hall of Fame,Parenting Fail,play time,teen pregnancy,toy,wait what,zombie,zombie apocalypse
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This toy here is unfortunately unavailable for purchase, though I guess it's still possible in our dreams. How else will we teach our young women the importance of zombie preparedness?

On the flip side, this IS available for purchase at your local knock-off toy chain!

Who Can Say No, At That Price?

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costume,derp face,g rated,parenting,Parenting Fail,sale,store,stuffed animal,toy,Walmart
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What Hath Science Wrought?!

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baby,clone,derp face,doll,holy crap,Parenting Fail,toy
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Hide Your Kids (From that Purple Dinosaur)

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