Me to my Dad, who's sitting on the couch with my cat: You two are exactly alike. You both spend all day on the couch unless you want something to eat.
Dad, after a pause, looks at the cat: I think she's talking to you.
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(Dad discussing if table center piece at the Japanese restaurant was edible or not.)
Dad: At first I thought it might be plastic. So I broke off a piece and ate it. My rule is if you can break it, you can eat it.
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