(Dad discussing if table center piece at the Japanese restaurant was edible or not.)
Dad: At first I thought it might be plastic. So I broke off a piece and ate it. My rule is if you can break it, you can eat it.
(Dad hits rumble strips while driving.)
Me: What are those for?
dad: That's how blind people drive. It's called braille driving.
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