Nah, See, Daddy Has to Level Up His Halberd to +5 THEN He Can Ascend it...

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It's Okay, Twilight is a Timeless Property for the Ages

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The tattoo? Probably temporary. The emotional scars after seeing this when you're a grown adult with full reasoning capabilities? Permanent.

Kindergarten Time-Out is Getting Really Intense these Days

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From the submitter:

We were gonna have him jumped in on his 5th birthday but we had cake and a water balloon fight instead.