Keep it Metal, Kid

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To be fair, this is kind of how all metal sounds to me.

Please Do Not Give Him an iPhone Next Year

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WARNING: Intense volume on this excited scream-fest.

If he freaks out this much over an iPod Touch, God knows what happens when this kid graduates, or drives his first car, or... Well, any number of things, really.

Do Not Test Santa's Word

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Merry Christmas, Parenting FAILures! Just remember kids: Santa is very real, and he is not afraid to stiff you.