Me (talking to grandma): I cuss around women because I treat them as my equals, grandma.
Grandma: I don't think men and women are equals, God made men better than women.
Me: Oh, well... Go make me a sandwich.
Grandma: Okay dear.
Never trust dad to pack your lunch. Ever.
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