(My dad in response to Tyler, the Creator's "Bitch Suck Dick")
Dad: Did he just say he's f**king a unicorn?
Me: Yes, yes he sure did
Dad: I don't blame him.... I'd f**k a unicorn, they're sexy as hell.
(My Dad and I at Burger King)
Dad: I want a whopper with extra bacon, I want a large fry, I want two cokes, and I want it delivered to my table by a Brazilian hooker.
Dad: YOU HEARD ME! I WANT TO HAVE IT MY WAY!
The Weasley Twins Could Have Been the Heroes of the Harry ...
Feminist Mad Max Explores Equality on Fury Road. In Meme ...
The Evolution of the Bikini
Scientifically Accurate: CatDog
Keep Talking, We Gotta Feed the Snakes
Neville Longbottom Scandalizes J.K. Rowling With His Huge ...
Newborn Goat Climbs Sleeping Dog
Marvel's Superheroines Become Bond Girls In This Awesome ...
Maybe the 12th Won't be so Dark After All
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more