Why do you think this bright young chap isn't allowed to have any pencils? Post your theories in the comments below!
Me: I'm going to discipline my kids better when I have them. I'm going to lock them in a closet.
Mom: Oh... That's what I did with you...
Dad: How did work go today?
Me: (A daycare toddler teacher) The kids were rambunctious today.
Dad: Kick the little @#$!ers in the head enough, they'll calm down.
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