Daughtering Fails

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The Decider

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"OMG, Mom, you just don't understand me!"

I always suspected Mom was trying to poison me

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(After taking a bite of dinner) Me: This tastes funny. Mom: The bottle said the poison was suppose to be undetectable. Me: What? Mom: What?
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