"Haha! I've got you now you- OH GOD HALP I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS!"
(While watching mom hang stockings)
Me: Mom, you only have two kids, why are you hanging six stockings?
Mom: Well, two are for the dogs, three for the cats, and one for the bird.
Me: So where's Sister's stocking? And mine?
Mom: Oh like I'm getting gifts for you two.
What's the difference?
(My dad, the night before I'm set to leave for a week-long field trip with my school):
When you're gone, I'm going to dance with the cat. And we're going to dance to Lady Gaga, because I was born this way.
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