My money's on the dog.
"Haha! I've got you now you- OH GOD HALP I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS!"
What's the difference?
(While watching mom hang stockings)
Me: Mom, you only have two kids, why are you hanging six stockings?
Mom: Well, two are for the dogs, three for the cats, and one for the bird.
Me: So where's Sister's stocking? And mine?
Mom: Oh like I'm getting gifts for you two.
Clearly somebody is very familiar with the art.
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