Kitty's aim might be a little off...
(Me and mom making dinner, brother's ferret starts running around our feet):
Mom: Put him in the oven, will you...
Mom: Dammit, I meant cage. There's not enough meat on his bones yet. Now the dog...
(Meow from outside door)
Mom: I hear a kitty!
Mom: Wait, where's the kitty? Was there ever a kitty? Am I on drugs?
The Doberman has to look good to, you know? That's how we hit the club, real talk.
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