STAND BACK, I WILL PROTECT YOU MOTHER

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angry,baby,derp face,Parenting Fail,parents have sex too,SOON
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Diana's Mom had a Very Interesting New Year's Kiss

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Me: So Mom, whats your New Year's resoloution? Mom: (looks up slowly) New year..... New sexuality (goes back to TV)
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urabi91's Mom Won't Be Able to Find that In Stock ANYWHERE By Now

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Mom: I wonder what I can get your Dad for Christmas. Me(being silly): Your Mother! Mom: He doesn't want THAT.
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Leax636 is Breaking Mirrors Accordingly

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(Talking to my 9-year-old brother) Me: Hey, do you know who is coming on Saturday night? Mom: Your Dad, if he's lucky.
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