Okay, so, if you love your mom, this shouldn't be too hard, right? But what if you don't really get along with your mom, or you don't have much spare cash to spend? You can't just not get her something. Don't worry, we've got you covered. Sort of.

"Hello? Oh thanks for calling me on Mother's Day!"

Answering imaginary texts is something totally different though.

... and woke up pregnant...