(Asking mom what a Kegel ball was)
Mom: Its something you put up your vagina to excersize the kegel muscles
Me: MOM, GOD STOP!
Bother: Oh, I could use one of those right now.
Mom: Well you could put up your anus.
The tattoo? Probably temporary. The emotional scars after seeing this when you're a grown adult with full reasoning capabilities? Permanent.
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