Me: so my friends and I decided that for senior ditch day we wanted to go visit a couple museums.
Step-mom:Museums? Why can't you be a normal teenager and go get drunk or smoke pot?
Me: What?! no! Dad! Are you hearing this? I want to do something intellectual!
Dad: *shaking his head* Where did I go wrong?
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