(After the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" was lifted.)
Mom: So, NOW will you tell me you're gay?
Me: MOM! I'm not gay! Why would you think that?
Mom: Because you joined the Navy! Real men join the Marines!
Me: Dad was in the AirForce!
Mom: ... Why won't you give me grandchildren?!
Me: Thinning the herd.
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