More Effective than a Kryptonite Lock

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Baby's First Multi-Functional Touch Screen-Based Electronic Device

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While you're at it, protect this site from your baby as well.

Don't Worry, Most Legal Adults Can't Turn Over a Chainsaw on the First Try

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Saved! (From Pregnancy).

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Elmo is Way Too Happy for this Occasion

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Just a Monkey and a Phone, No Big Deal

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No Black Friday Deal Could Convince Me to Buy That

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