Jimmy Kimmel asked some kids on the street what they knew about our national anthem. Something tells me that most adults wouldn't have done any better.
Mom: Sing the Star Spangled Banner
Mom: I need to know how it goes. Is it patriotic?
Me: *stares* uhh yeah. *hums it*
Mom: Wait isn't that the national anthem
Me: The Star Spangled Banner is the national anthem
Mom: Oh I never knew that. That's just what I need then.
Mom: Hum the Star Spangled Banner
Mom: Well is it patriotic?
(I hum it for her)
Mom: Wait isn't that the national anthem? Is the Star Spangled Banner the national anthem?
Mom: Oh, I didn't know that. That's exactly what I want!
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