Sounds Like an Excellent Round of Hockey

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My mother texts me: Hey... Dad wants a ticket to the game in green bay for Christmas... I believe it's a football game and I think it's the Packers against another team... Possibly the Yankees.
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Unfortunately, Not Prehensile

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bathing,dude parts,Hall of Fame,lady bits,mother,naïve,Parenting Fail,rage comic
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Duly Noted and Quoted

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Mother: Don't quote what I say on facebook. Seriously, if you quote what I say you will sleep on the roof for three weeks. And you can quote me on that.
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Why Doesn't SHE Hold the Camera? Problem Solved!

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baby,bathroom,do not want,mirror pic,mother,Parenting Fail,self poortrait
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Self Poortraits, keeping us all entertained since social media made us even more vapid than before.

BRB, Doing Coke off of a Stripper

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alcohol,drugs,mom,mother,Parenting Fail,Party,text
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