(while cooking dinner one night)
Me: Agh! I cut the tip of my finger!
Mom: Well that sucks, hey do you think it will add flavor to the meat?
Me: Uh no?
Mom: Well dang, okay pass me some pepper.
So rare, it's positively bleeding!
(Dad got a deer this season and is processing it himself).
Me: Ugh... There's body parts all inside the freezer.
Mom: People are going to think we're John Wayne Gacy.
Me: Didn't he have sex with the bodies first?
Mom: You weren't there.
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