(When talking to my mom about my absent father.)
Mom: You know the difference between you and me?
Mom: My daddy loved me.
Mom: *laughing hysterically*
As long as she's not mean. Glad we got that straightened out.
Also: really? Spice Girls? Did you run all the way to 1997?
School can be hard sometimes. The jealousy, the persecution, the slow load times and incompatible pages. Stay strong parents, stay strong for your children.
The clever folks over at I Hate My Parents have collected some amazingly-bad written notes from children. Check them all out below!
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Thank Your Lucky Stars You Don't Have a Schedule Like This ...
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