Bigger parenting fail... the Lady Gaga poster. He was a monster in my bed!
(My dad, the night before I'm set to leave for a week-long field trip with my school):
When you're gone, I'm going to dance with the cat. And we're going to dance to Lady Gaga, because I was born this way.
Wait, I spelled everything correctly. Sh00t s0n, I n33d to m4k3 mo4r j0k3s hur. Sry.
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