Check Mate

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Murray's Dad is Having Sugar Withdrawals

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(Me eating a chocolate orange on sofa, dad who is on a diet next to me) Dad: I hope you die in pain.
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Way to Rub it in, Jerks

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Shivani's Dad has the Correct Diagnosis

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Mom: What's that lump on your neck son? (after noticing a weird lump on my brother's neck) Dad: Isn't that his head?
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Queenfrostine97 Pleads the Fifth

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Mom: Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby? Me: And who's fault would that be? Mom: ...No comment.
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R-honda's Mom Has to Rub it in...

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(When talking to my mom about my absent father.) Mom: You know the difference between you and me? Me: What Mom: My daddy loved me. Me: T-T Mom: *laughing hysterically*
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The Key is To Relate New Vocabulary to Things You Know Already

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