(When talking to my mom about my absent father.)
Mom: You know the difference between you and me?
Mom: My daddy loved me.
Mom: *laughing hysterically*
Mom: Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby?
Me: And who's fault would that be?
Mom: ...No comment.
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