A lot of daughters have their first kill at a young age? You could've fooled me.
(Dad got a deer this season and is processing it himself).
Me: Ugh... There's body parts all inside the freezer.
Mom: People are going to think we're John Wayne Gacy.
Me: Didn't he have sex with the bodies first?
Mom: You weren't there.
'Tis the season for gun safety, apparently. I swear Parenting FAILures, I'm not trying to push a gun agenda on anybody, but the hits just keep rolling! I'll keep posting these until I start shooting blanks (rimshot).
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