(Hanging with the family while watching the movie "Quarantine" on Halloween.)
Mom: This movie is lame, if we had a real zombie apocalypse we'd just go to Walmart.
Mom: Yeah there aren't any windows. You'd just bar the doors. And you have everything there!
Me: Would you take the whole family?
Mom: Nah, you kids would just slow me down.
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