YUCK! Affection!

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baby,dad,derp,face,gross,KISS,mom,Parenting Fail
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The Shooting War has Begun

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Me: Im shooting daggars out of my eyes. Dad: Im shooting farts out of my ass. (A little while later,) When you're not home I'm going to fart on your pillow.
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There's a Heart in there Somewhere, but that's Unconfirmed

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babies are useless,baby,Chart,cross section,gross,Hall of Fame,Parenting Fail
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NeverUsing ChapstickAgain's Dad Needs to Separate his from Everyone Else's

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Me: *putting on chapstick* Dad: Is that stuff good for chapped lips? I wonder if that'd work for my asshole... maybe I should get some.
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Pull Up Dad's Pants, Will You?

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bike,dad,gross,parenting,Parenting Fail,plumbers crack,safety
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Parenting Tales from the Social Networks

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au naturale,celeb,celebrity parenting,eeew,facebook,fathers day,gross,Parenting Fail,twitter
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