Go ahead, try and put her in a home and see how that ends for you.
(Elderly grandmaw calling from the next room)
Grandmaw: Help! Help! Someone please come quick!
Me (after almost breaking my neck to get there): WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?
Grandmaw: Take a look at this remote for me, it isn't working.
(After fetching Gramma's mail):
Me: You got another funeral home ad.
Gramma: Again? I got 3 yesterday! Soon they'll be sending a loaded rifle and asking me to f***ing shoot myself!
(When I was younger, walking down the street and we passed a group of guys when one spits on the floor)
Grandmother: You gonna pick that up punk?
Grandmother: Yeah, I'm gonna stay here untill you clean it up!
Guy: How do you want me to do that?
Grandmother: LICK IT UP OR SOMETHING!
(Grandma keeps staring at him until the guy cleans it off of the street.)
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(Me greeting my 94 year old great grandma): Hi Nana!
Nana: Your boobs get bigger every time I see you!
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