(Dad and I talking about Princess Bride movie. He thought about the chastity belt.)
Dad: I wonder how they went poop with those things on. Let me google it.
(I'd just seen a movie with my mom, and we were talking about the actors.)
Mom: Yeah, that's the same kid from that other movie. He's all grown up now.
Me: I'll say.
Mom: He went on to marry... This girl. Sarah Jessica Parker. Heard of her?
Me: Yeah, I've heard of her. Everyone's always going on about how she looks like a horse.
Mom: What? She does not? (*Google*) ...Huh. Well, with these side-by-side comparisons, I guess it's hard to deny it.
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