(Six year old sister runs up behind me, pours glitter on me, and pushes me out the door into the sunlight.)
Me: What was that for!?
Sister: Now you're Alice!
Me: What? What the-
Sister: She's a vampire. From Twilight. You wouldn't get it.
Me: No, I wouldn't get it.
Sister: Tell me what's gonna happen next!
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