(Me closing my laptop, teamspeak automatically logs out):
Dad: Son, I'm using your PC for a sec.
(Opens laptop, teamspeak automatically logs in.)
Friend: Hey, hey, are you there? Say something!
Dad: OHMYGOD your computer is talking to me!!
Dad: I'm the god of computers!
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