(Me eating a chocolate orange on sofa, dad who is on a diet next to me)
Dad: I hope you die in pain.
Me (7 Year old): Mom, what if aliens landed in the back yard, ate all our food, and left?
Dad: Sounds like our relatives.
Mom: (Glares at dad)
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JD, Defeat the mummy, green aliens, & orange man-eating flower and you will get yogurt! <3 Mom
But really, watch out JD! That Yogurt is probably a trap! It has high-fructose corn syrup and all kinds of preservatives. Plus, if you eat that now, your mom will expect you to eat it every night.
At least that's what you tell the kids.
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