Me: Im shooting daggars out of my eyes.
Dad: Im shooting farts out of my ass.
(A little while later,)
When you're not home I'm going to fart on your pillow.
Look at 'em go! Little Van Damme's, the whole lot of them! And we even have them in GIF form thanks to the folks at I Hate My Parents:
For easier reading: One is an "Incident report" that disciplined another child for choking someone. The other is an "Accident report" about the other child being choked.
An Ideal Justice System
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Watch Out, This Kid CLEARLY Doesn't Respect Authority
Anyone Else Ever Feel Like This?
HOW U LIEK DEM APPLEZ???
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En todo el orgullo...
Would It Kill Ya, To Get Some Croissants?
Those Single Jerks Just Aren't Accepting of Your Dating Lifestyle!
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