You win this round, Dad.
THE GOOD NEWS: My mom uses Rage Faces, and loves them! THE BAD NEWS: She doesn't yet know what they all mean.
(My mom walks in to my room as I'm pulling my pants up from masturbating.)
Mom: What were you doing.
Me: Uh... Nothing
Mom: OK, just a tip, next time, do "nothing" in the bathroom.
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