ECarnage's Dad Has a Condiment that Goes with Everything

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(Discussing Breaking Bad) Me: You're not a chemist so your meth wouldn't be like glass. Dad: Yeah, you need ketchup with my meth.
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Puff Puff Pass (to Mom)

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Mom: Is it true your sister smokes weed? Me: Yeah. Duh. Mom: What problems could a fifteen-year-old possibly have that they would need weed for?! I NEED WEED TO PUT UP WITH RAISING THAT CHILD!
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Kids These Days, Vol. 1: Smoking Candy

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So, what exactly are kids up to these days? If this future Nobel Laureate's video is any indication, it's attempting to smoke candy using mom's fireplace lighter (she's looking for that, man, put it back!).

Have any other examples of terrible kid fads and egregious errors in parental oversight? Submit them to Parenting.failblog!

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It's 8:00 in Portland. Do You Know Where Your Child is Making Mixed Media Collages?

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advertisement,art school,clever,college,drugs,g rated,Hall of Fame,parenting,Parenting Fail,psa,school,warning
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A very clever series of advertisements for an art school in the United States.

Oh no wait, just kidding, it's actually a warning about letting our children develop artistic skills.

Quaggakitty12's Mom Has Expendable Income, Apparently

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(My mom, while looking at the price of caviar this year.) Mom: WHAT?! you can get COCAINE cheaper than this!
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Marcy's Mom Doesn't Even Own a Cat

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(Meow from outside door) Mom: I hear a kitty! (Opens door) Mom: Wait, where's the kitty? Was there ever a kitty? Am I on drugs?
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