PTSD: Post-Throwing Spaghetti Downtime.
(while cooking dinner one night)
Me: Agh! I cut the tip of my finger!
Mom: Well that sucks, hey do you think it will add flavor to the meat?
Me: Uh no?
Mom: Well dang, okay pass me some pepper.
So rare, it's positively bleeding!
Dad: After dinner mint?
Me: That's a Halls cough drop...
Dad: So? After dinner mint.
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