My daughter told me she would not date until she was 20. I told her I wanted it in writing.
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I'm sure she's not the only girl who had this plan.
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Mom's boyfriend: *hangs up*
Mom: Why'd you do that!?
Me: Don't worry he'll be by to pick up his fried raccoon in an hour.
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