(I had just received my acceptance letter to Duke.)
Dad: To be honest, I didn't expect you to finish high school.
Dad: On the whole, all protests are bad.
Me: You can't just generalize like that.
Dad: I'm not generalizing. I'm just saying that on the whole they're all bad.
Me: And that's a generalization.
Dad: No it's not.
Me: How so?
Dad: I don't want to talk about this anymore.
Me to my Dad, who's sitting on the couch with my cat: You two are exactly alike. You both spend all day on the couch unless you want something to eat.
Dad, after a pause, looks at the cat: I think she's talking to you.
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