*At a gas station on a snowy pass*
Dad: Hey look, traffic! Go play in it!
Me: I don't feel like being killed.
Dad: Don't worry, they'll steer off the road and kill themselves first!
(Me and my dad sitting on the sofa watching TV.)
Me: *Stretching and my shirt comes up a bit.*
My Dad: JESUS YOU'VE GOT A HAIRY PRICK!
Dad: BELLY I MEANT BELLY!
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