(A while ago, when I was a young child.)
Me: What's plastic surgery?
Dad: It's when they take out your lungs and dip them in corn syrup.
(Dad and sister talking about people who tame monkeys.)
Sister: How come there are always birds when people with monkeys are putting on a show?
Dad: That's because the monkey tamers tame the monkeys to teach the birds to swoop down low whilst you are looking at the monkeys are steal your stuff
Don't Lie Now!
Neville Longbottom Scandalizes J.K. Rowling With His Huge ...
These are Disney's 5 Most Horrific Deaths
Wanna Make Your Anime Creepy? Just Add Avocados.
Introducing Specialman, With the Power of Abilities!
Cone Of Shame? You Mean My Perfect Water Feeder!
Time to Give Up on Humanity
Ryan Reynolds and Deadpool Make-A-Wish
Someone Figured Out How Far Frodo and Sam Walked
Harry Shearer May be Leaving The Simpsons, but Maybe This ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more