ichaerus's Mom is Considering Changing Patronage

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(Driving by a local video store): Me: I find it ironic that the video store named "Family Video" is the only one left in town with a porn section. Mom: I know, and the selection sucks!
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Ewewew's Dad Knows There's a Fine Monetary Line

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Dad: Remember, porn for free is sexuality. You need a profit before you can call it a profession.
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What Else is Skype Good For?

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(Me: *Skyping cute boy*) Mom: *Barges into room* Who are you talking to? Me: Travis, mum. Mom: You better not be showing him your privates!
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Fields4mint's Dad Prefers it Over Time-Out

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Dad: How did work go today? Me: (A daycare toddler teacher) The kids were rambunctious today. Dad: Kick the little @#$!ers in the head enough, they'll calm down.
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