While visiting my parents after inheriting a rather large quantity of Twix bars.
Me: Oh, before I leave.... are you a fan of Twix?
Dad: Twix? No! Not me, I don't go near it.
Dad: I don't want anything to do with it, just doesn't make sense to me.
Dad: Twixting... or whatever you kids call it.
Me: Dad... you're thinking of twitter... tweeting. Twix is a candy bar.
Dad: Oh! Yeah, I love Twix! Why, do you have some?
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