"Dammit, let go! We're going to Disneyworld and you WILL have fun! That's an order!"
Or, Zen and the Art of Ma- ...ugh, never mind.
(Me closing my laptop, teamspeak automatically logs out):
Dad: Son, I'm using your PC for a sec.
(Opens laptop, teamspeak automatically logs in.)
Friend: Hey, hey, are you there? Say something!
Dad: OHMYGOD your computer is talking to me!!
Dad: I'm the god of computers!
Whatever man, if that baby could circle-strafe while doing a rocket jump and managing his Z-Axis space this wouldn't be an issue.
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