Dad: You get to go to USC- University of String Cheese.
Dad: Their mascot is the constipated warrior...
Me: So what's the fight song?
Dad: URG I cant GO GO GO!!!!!
(I had just received my acceptance letter to Duke.)
Dad: To be honest, I didn't expect you to finish high school.
A very clever series of advertisements for an art school in the United States.
Oh no wait, just kidding, it's actually a warning about letting our children develop artistic skills.
(On the phone.)
Me: Could you post me one of my old school shirts? I'm putting together a Hogwarts costume.
Mum: What for?
Me: A Harry Potter night at the student union.
Mum: You should go as a wand!
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